So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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