i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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