All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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