The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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