At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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