I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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