Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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