If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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