You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
