I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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