Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Randomize