I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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