He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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