belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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