Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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