i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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