Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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