i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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