well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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