i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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