Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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