i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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