i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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