Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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