how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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