problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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