spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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