...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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