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I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He better not be in your backpack
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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