Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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