Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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