My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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