wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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