Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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