is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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