Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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