super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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