Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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