I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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