redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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