if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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