i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
