Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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