I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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