He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
