literally had 100 drinks last night.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
