you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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