another moral hangover. fuck.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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