sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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