SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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