are you still at the devil's house?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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