Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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