That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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